I'm great! Is he proud to have a daughter as clever as you? 0000001814 00000 n MISS TRUNCHBULL switches off the lasers. . Schwilliam Schmakespeare. And it is quiet. And using my incredible mind, I attach the drill to the speedometer of the first car. [She climbs onto the ladder.] Sit! On the way back, I find a newt. MISS TRUNCHBULL Did we sell some cars today, honeydew? My father's portrait used to hang there. . The swings rise into the air and the scene behind them slowly changes to the library. I am Sergei! But suddenly, she hugged him with the biggest hug in the world, so hard that he thought she would hug all the air out of him. And when it's cold and bleak, I feel no fear. She also admired Matilda who had sworn her to secrecy about the parrot job she had brought off at home, and also the great hair-oil switch which had bleached her fathers hair. . Wormwood Character Analysis. Hold, hold! Chocolate cake. If something is wrong, you have to put it right. The CHILDREN and OLDER KIDS run off stage and the scene changes to the library. Harry Wormwood: [Matilda uses her powers to slam her bedroom door in Harry's face just as he reaches it]. You big, fat, bully! Sorts the merely "rank" from the "revoting". She was so cruel to you! Even in the winter storms, I am warmed You are not fit to be at this school. But, er, when he was gone, my aunt became my legal guardian. Dearest pie, how old is Matilda? The whole thing was ridiculous. Miss Honey knows. Never again will she take away my freedom. house and rings the doorbell. Matilda: Their mouths are still moving Agatha Trunchbull: You're the spitting image. > ;tw=}@yP}# p ` n Ap-$d /Type /XObject Jenny: Zinnia Wormwood: /Filter [ /FlateDecode /DCTDecode ] MISS TRUNCHBULL He must be a brilliant teacher., No, Miss Honey, Matilda said quietly. But the fact remained that any five-year-old girl in any family was always obliged to do as she was told, however asinine the orders might be. MISS HONEY /Width 651 google_ad_width=120; This is not teaching! Miss Honey taught us how to spell a long word yesterday. So he invited the mother's stepsister to come and live with him. The smell of rebellion. % You will be put away in a place where not even the crows can land their droppings on you! MATILDA [simultaneously]: You're here. . It's a library book! - Others are less emotional. Harry Wormwood: Jenny: MR WORMWOOD Well I had to take a shower, Harry! Aaaargh! [interrupting] I'm Lavender, by the way. Since you're an educator, I'll make you a deal. Realising what she has done, MATILDA slowly lowers herself onto her mat. Filthy! MISS TRUNCHBULL And I tell you, there is nothing I shall not do, no length to which I shall not go, no punishment I shall not inflict, no ear I shall not . A burbling stream. What is it? WebMario: Take it easy, Luigi; things could be worse. Matilda: Who can fold paper hats with his mind. They go silent and sit in their seats. No! [to the tune of "Telly"] I'm so clever, I'm so clever. google_ad_host="pub-6693688277674466"; Miss Honey looked at the plain plump person with the smug suet-pudding face who was sitting across the room. What was my profit for the day? Wormwood: Matildas self-absorbed, over-the-top, negligent mother; an amateur ballroom dancer. You can tell from my big telly (When I grow up, when I grow up) all the bodies of water on Earth magically disappeared? Wormwood! I shall dissect you, madam! MISS HONEY A girl should think about making herself look attractive so she can get a good husband later on. But the escapologist used just a touch too much foam. Wormwood! She's very good at teaching. The "miss, I need a tissue" [walking out of the room excitedly] MRS WORMWOOD What the devil? When I'm finished with you, you're gonna look like roadkill! At the full speed of light. May I present to you today the pinnacle of our achievements as a species. Baby, you can switch the channel over just like that. If enough of us are wrong, Okay, my boy, heir to the throne, today we diddle the customer. Matilda was never again able to move things with her eyes. It is slowly pulled across the stage as she languorously brings her leg up and down. Children need discipline. WHO IS SHE? Newt! You what? . The trees you get to climb MRS PHELPS She . 3 0 obj Can you service me? reeking, with a most disturbing scent. Jenny: MISS TRUNCHBULL It's your father who's going to federal prison. Any child who gets one single answer wrong shall go to Chokey. About how when I say, say, "red" [he'll/she'll] never put [his/her] hand up in a theatre again! They are carrying weapons, including a baseball bat and a crowbar. I shall spend the rest of my life making it up to you.". MISS TRUNCHBULL [She walks off stage. We'll be R - E - V - O - L - T - I - N - G. Backwards. I will eat sweets every day, What she sure is worse. MRS PHELPS screams in terror. MISS TRUNCHBULL puts the cup and jug down on the platform and scurries away from it. A dwarf called Zeek, Magnus was his name. When you're a grown up. Now, can I just ask, by a way of a show of hands, how many grown-up people here has actually ever read a book? Hooray! Magnus was his name. Creating notes and highlights requires a free LitCharts account. 1: MIRACLE LAVENDER MY MUMMY SAYS IM A MIRACLE REGINALD MY DADDY SAYS IM HIS SPECIAL LITTLE GUY ALICE I AM A to introduce herself and when Matilda shares her last name, the Trunchbull starts ranting about, As usual, the Wormwood house is empty. I am trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this. Their chattering and chittering, Did you . [TV Version] She was nothing but rude to the little girl, making her wash, iron, cook, and clean, and beating her if she did a thing wrong. MISS HONEY This is my house. . Was it magic? MRS WORMWOOD xYoH)SSY w:!>8615Nqrf Ukg73y,=zr%|X*p ao{~~O{Hp '|\|WOKk%eMJ|lKi@w+g#ZIW0uCAp`i Revolting, I say! Michael chokes the carrot, while putting baby Matilda in the sink to rinse away spinach, Miss Honey briefly nods yes as she leaves to rescue Matilda from the Chokey, Harry walks down to the kitchen, unaware that his hair has just turned an unhealthy platinum blonde, Michael's mouth drops open in shock upon seeing Harry's hair, walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror, throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown, the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house, Matilda and Miss Honey arrive at Miss Honey's cottage, realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt, Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house, as the TV explodes, due to Matilda's powers, looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us, after smashing the entire cake platter over Bruce Bogtrotter's head, causing the children to stop cheering. MISS HONEY walks in reading from a piece of paper, and MRS PHELPS stands on a small block. You've got to learn to listen, kids! But nobody else is gonna put it right for me MATILDA walks out to the front of the stage, and each member of the company bows down as she passes them. This is the cottage from your story. *With thanks to current and past Matildas Kerry Ingram on Twitter, and Sophia Gennusa and Milly Shapiro in person for deciphering these lyrics, which are normally drowned out by the other verse. You have brats yourself? If you always take it on the chin and wear it, A really strong stomach. Soundtracks, hands the car drill to Mikey, then walks to Matilda, after listing prices of cars bought and sold, he, Zinnia, and Mikey glance at the paper, then at Matilda, Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves, Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby, mimicking Amanda with a high-pitched tone, everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in, strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward, whacks the desk again with her riding crop, Miss Trunchbull has accused Matilda of going into her house, grabbing and clenching Miss Honey's wrist very tightly in her fist, suddenly mad, she briskly releases her arm from Miss Trunchbull's grip with her free hand, Matilda comes home from school, excitedly. And her name was Miss Honey! . She longed to do something truly heroic. Matilda is a children's book written by Roald Dahl and published in 1988. The ACROBAT's hair has dynamite in it. [insulted] MISS TRUNCHBULL climbs down the ladder and into the wings with a flourish. What do you say? [speaking to Matilda about her and her father] You see, I . You see, she was , MISS HONEY Trunchbull: You useless, used-car-salesman scum! . We sing revolting songs, He calls me a liar, and a cheat, and a nasty little creep. The book Matilda is about is a girl who had a rocky relationship with her parents. Well, not exactly about me. Matilda Audition Monologues-USE That's the principal, Miss Trunchbull. And inside that cottage we find I will be brave enough to fight the creatures Lights go down. /Linearized 1 She has sullied the memory of my wife. And how, if we are travelling at I'm not sure, The sheet parts and the ESCAPOLOGIST walks slowly forward, carrying the ACROBAT in his arms. I was trapped. 0000043637 00000 n The whiff of resistance. Eleven seconds! WebMATILDA AUDITION MONOLOGUES Audition Monologues: Choose ONE from the 5. Would . MATILDA She decided that every time her father or her mother was beastly to her, she would get her own back in some way or another. Some will only be good at making Jell-O salad. /BM /Normal The cup tips over toward MISS TRUNCHBULL. [to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts] Filthy, nasty things. These stories delivered to me fully-written. . AAAHH! biovia discovery studio for mac; pauma valley country club menu; what does el mencho mean; . The guy with the stupid haircut! Matilda! I turned it on. All right. There is the sound of something dropping into her glass. Crush that little weasel! MISS HONEY It isn't much, but it is enough for me. She can hear the TV inside. walk and when she arrives, theres a new black Mercedes parked outside. The simpering and whimpering, Living in revolting times. This one was mine. MISS TRUNCHBULL There's a newt inside my . HORTENSIA Dramatic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. . She can take her hammer and S - H - U , CHILDREN MISS TRUNCHBULL ? Harry Wormwood: %PDF-1.5 [MISS TRUNCHBULL Harry Wormwood: 51)[JjvNn^~AaQqeUuMm]}Cc{GgWwOo_] /ca 1 Mrs. F-F-I. . [accusing Matilda of putting a newt in her drinking water] HORTENSIA stands and turns toward the audience. . Trunchbull: Endless chat on endless panels. The Chokeys were immediately destroyed, and a new headmistress took over. . What about your father? Matilda: Cor, she sounds smelly. Turning the pages, one, two, three? The funk of mutiny in action. You have to put it right . MISS TRUNCHBULL'S VOICE The sound of a car pulling up is heard. Never again will she get the best of me. MATILDA It doesn't mean that everything is written for me. MRS WORMWOOD makes a sound of disgust as she hurries away. 0000015375 00000 n No! <>/ExtGState<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageB/ImageC/ImageI] >>/MediaBox[ 0 0 612 792] /Contents 4 0 R/Group<>/Tabs/S/StructParents 0>> MATILDA . Even when outside, it's freezing . I am here, little girl. He was very kind. Matilda 0000000017 00000 n I will be smart enough to answer all 5 7 oID y-*]+b6wq?n?E7~BBJ1%eU5u}C#7=}|B?} The second one cost $512. Besides, even if you didn't do it, I'm going to punish you, because I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it! And I wish so much that I could tell you that the story has a happy ending. What are you doing with those books, woman? I like a joke as well as the next fat person! >> MISS TRUNCHBULL walks over to the side of the stage and makes as though to pull at a big chain pull that has descended, then stops short and looks at MISS HONEY. The bigger the telly, the smarter the man. The door flung open, and the escapologist reached out one huge, muscled arm to catch his wife and their child. From a book in the library. I really hope you have a search warrant. I chose looks.. % And you will never read another stinking book as long as you live. Common Russian Joke, when asked to sum up their country's history. 1 Min. unusual. From the creators of SparkNotes, something better. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS recline in various parts of the stage. Mr and Mrs Wormwood looked forward enormously to the time when they could pick their little daughter off and flick her away, preferably into the next county or even further than that. AAHHH! ESCAPOLOGIST [simultaneously]: I'm here. And that's not right! You're supposed to be teaching SPELLING, not poetry! (beat) That's a hint, by the way. Who the Dickens is Charles Dickens? You can adopt me. Amanda Thripp: She laughs. MR WORMWOOD endobj What? Webshe broke every bone in her body.. and then she died (CRIES) and then, things got worse. Should stop the rot from setting in! MISS HONEY She brings her fist down three times to great thundering sounds. Harry Wormwood: Quiet. She's . MISS TRUNCHBULL Like silence, but not really silent. That's not what he says. MISS TRUNCHBULL realises where she is and starts lecturing the CHILDREN. I can't take it anymore. They shall be too pooped for scheming. Miss Honey: Narrator: Detailed quotes explanations with page numbers for every important quote on the site. And I won't care You think . MR WORMWOOD shows her a suitcase full of money. We've no evidence! 0000060566 00000 n Sit down. Matilda: CHILDREN When she was just two years old, her mother died. Her father was a doctor, and he needed someone to look after things at home. So he invited the mother's stepsister to come and live with him. But the girl's aunt was a mean person, who treated the girl very badly. Matilda : The Trunchbull. Miss Honey : Yes. ], MISS TRUNCHBULL All I know, I learnt from telly! oh no Matilda not worse, they can't get worse! That's not fair! I told you that was a cheap set. She was deciding that she would go herself and have a secret talk with Matildas mother and father as soon as possible. Before she can make it off stage, she turns around.] Something like that. nothing to fear. [to MRS WORMWOOD] Come, here you! WebThe main theme of Matilda is that kindness, thoughtfulness, and siding with the underdog are far superior forms of power to cruelty, bullying, and self-centered indifference. [She runs off stage.]. The apple never rots far from the tree! There is the sound of a car pulling up. Nonsense. It's out of the question. How could she possibly have done it when she was sitting way over here? I sold it for $7,839 big American boffo's. She jumps into her characteristic pose, fists poised on her hips, head tilted high and to the right. Dirty dealings, like buying stolen car parts, never stay secret for long, especially when the FBI gets involved. It won't stop [him/her] reading, but . Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. L-T-Y! Mr Wormwood, I would love to take Matilda. Oh, yes. I warn you, sir, I want a tight car, because I run a tight ship. We'll be revolting children [She stands and jumps into a sitting position on the wooden platform. MISS TRUNCHBULL matilda monologue and then things got worse [Spasibo. In fact, he asked her to move in and help look after his daughter. Till our revolting's done. Million $ Sticky Host: MATILDA JR Ms. Trunchbull addresses the class. Miss Honey. Babies! . So . Living in revolting times. And my eyes are burning <> I would look after her with love and care, and I'd pay for everything. 0000056240 00000 n Oh! Delicately, she extends the antenna and flips open the lid, then presses a button. Refine any search. MICHAEL is wearing a sombrero and RUDOLPHO carries an inflatable alligator. MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST 1 0 obj . gemini man and capricorn woman reviews. /N 1 When the sun comes up, I didn't mean to desert you. . When I grow up . They'll be waiting for you, singing, Teachers and parents! You can't learn that from a stupid book, [audience member's name]!