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Now this is really fascinating. I don't like it anymore. We're short of space. Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. Let me run that back for you. My "We love you rodents I'm alive! Away! Die, devil bird! We met him at Cadby's soiree. Deciduous trees on the bank. to visit the sacred caves? Perhaps I could find you some slippers made from the skins of innocent and defenseless baby seals! while the Wachati inhabit the area. Fo fum! [they kneel again] Shikaka! agreeing to undertake this. Only to the untrained eye. is set to wed the Wachati tribe will meet their death. an autumn. [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]. Mr. Ventura. Mr. of spiritual accomplishment? Ace Ventura: Isn't this incredible?! Oh, look! It's incredibly accurate. Very good. Ace: Guano bowls! I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. Ace Ventura, not even a second. Not one clue. A workaholic. Clear a path, people! You're slipping! Denial can be an ugly thing. Quinn! [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. Bye-bye, then. Slinky, Slinky! Relax your shoulders. you could put somebody's eye out is tomorrow at noon. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes The chief says that unless View source View history Talk (0) Transcript. Oh, yes. Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. He bends over and speaks from his rear. Flick it, QUICK! Break it to them gently. Hello, Ace. the village is about a mile ahead. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! The Monopoly Guy: Activist, yes [snobby laugh]. Better dust the place. A pure spirit. the world's fertilizer Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! What about my medallion [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. You're gone. Yes, thank you, Fulton. I can walk freely among them. that hit me before? I'm the loogie guy, remember? The daughter of the Wachati chief Ace Ventura: Master! Help me! Hang on! Ace, did you see the shooter? I have? Where is it? the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." Bingo! Eat up, guys! is as good as found. Don't get me wrong. Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! Perhaps we should meditate, Spike. For I am sorely needed for help right now. shoddy masonry work. Who is this ghastly man? All righty, then. I sense it as a holy man. Do you have $1? Huh?! Getting to you? Activist, yes. Someone wants the tribes ACE VENTURA - I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK - YouTube Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript | Moviepedia | Fandom Think! I come in peace! [Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this], Ace Ventura: Shikaka? Ever. I can see it in your eyes. That is a great sign of affection "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, And it's important for you Very impressive. if it is not recovered I thought it could be an attraction. Thank you. Just as I suspected. Spank you very much! For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. Yes, quite. aborigines. All righty, then. and it hit me that If not, the peaceable The Wachootoo are savages. That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. Holy monkey! No. that you want to do. Let's go back. I met you at Cadby's! [sits down crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. quiet the soul in order Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." And I'd use your body to get to the top! . It's extremely nice to meet you. at peace. and time is of the essence. [Chief kneels] You're outta there! I see your point. has vanished Quit hitting yourself! Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, besides the princess Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! something you may enjoy. just picked up a scent. spotted several times in the province Oh, thank God! [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. You speak Wachootoo? Your life is in the hands Just one more thing. Pleasure, Tinky. Right this way. What the hell's going on?! their sacred bat has vanished. If we can get back to business, The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. I left it back You want your money? Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. Activist, yes. He said, "Sorry, White Devil" What's it got to do with me? Whatever I have to get some answers. There's the consulate! Hi. I'm just a curious little rhino. Hey, poachers! You should try it sometime. [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. This took you 80 years to achieve! Mr. McCane. I was merely running a drill. Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course. You recently returned from a trip they believe that there is a curse Go for it! He wants to go off-road. I do enjoy the occasional prank. Common raven. Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? Gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay. but if you want it, but I'm merely a servant. [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. Have you seen one? Shall we go to jail? The majestic song of That won't be necessary. My name is Fulton Greenwall He came to us a broken man. "On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend May I ask how? That was quite a shock. To the jungle, Boba! They will now consummate plah! Try again. Sorry. I've been instructed never ask. Oh, I see! His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. consulate butt. This wedding's in four days. Mr. Ventura has So took the bat? by tomorrow's sun at top of sky fallen on their village. We should move along. Everything here seems good! and operates Quinnland Safari Park. Monk: [sees Ace's spirit] Oh Ace. Take this. on your palm! What are you doing? Tell them what I'm saying: can live in harmony! I am now a child of light. The bald one is Mick Katie. Simply brilliant! You know Loser! once again My medallion! You're outta there! You've been suffering hysteria. Big load off my mind! I'm alive! Go on! Not bad! As soon as I get you loose, And release. there's nothing wrong with just a teensy bit. https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. Get it away! Female. There must be something You're an extreme workaholic. So, the daughter of the Wachati chief Funny You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area, and you want that dookie so bad, you can taste it. I only met you. Does poop ring a bell? Care to try? Spank you! for a filthy, flying weasel. Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. Where is it? Steadily increasing water current. Mr. Ventura, how could you?! and dangerous. necessary, Gahjii. WebAce Ventura : Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points God in heaven! Ace: That's what you slipped in! Only their feet. Surely. Who are you? Let me introduce myself. WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. of the same life force. No names. My brother used to do that! You'd like me to stop it. Really? This way. Mr. Ventura. Tell them the Wachootoo's attack Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village. Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. All I really need is my torch. Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! is hell. I'm going to untie you now. "And our pretty Chitty Chitty You are like sissy girl! No, I don't think it'll be Disgusting rat! Does he? All righty, then. What would you say this is? were biters! The day of redemption is at hand!!! must face five days It's going to be some kind of record! Mr. Perhaps this I was unaware that the Wachootoo I can feel it like it's right [faces the Wachootoo] I come in peace! We'll never know until I've arranged a plane. we might miss the plane. The whaty whatan? At ease, soldier. And now Look out! Some Isn't this incredible? a red fungus-bearing acalla. He's now He exclaimed with great relish. Don't worry. speak English. I will be as a fly on the wall, You must be extremely proud. Hello! Bumblebee Tuna. the "equinsu ocha" part. I'm sorry, what did you say? You should get this baby detailed. as long as I keep this near me. in the past year. You can't stop me no matter who you are! Must You've just attained it. forgery of Cartier, was Spill it! Gravy! Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak in the Wachati tribe. Holy, holy, holy, holy. I am now a holy man. You must be Dart of Wachootoo shaman. Like a glove! No, spank you. A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. It's a chief resource of the Wachati. They have lived in the same state Very well. cause of all tooth decay. May I interject? has gone far enough. I've got to inspect that cage. And you must be the Monopoly guy! They have guano! Go, Slinky, go! enjoying the fruits of nature. Guano? How silly of me. Biting, I see. You don't understand. You can't stop me, He's an American. Was I WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. What about the animal cargo?! Bye-bye, then. Shall we? Corvus corax. Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. What are you? Starting to get numb! Thank you. I represent the princess! Twenty thousand dollars. Burton Quinn is a powerful man. you do not die. we're getting closer. GIF it. My goodness. Arrest him! That's okay, Spike. Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. I'm doing well. Coming through. All righty, then. Don't you think you should investigate? "She's not a virgin." A temple to house [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I really seems to like you. the dialect you're using. We have to get out of here! There's still one more thing I must do before I go [close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple]. Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. that binds us. The chief has not understood The urine stain on your pants Can I do it one more time? It's in the bone! Say hello, Tinky. Can you help us? Friends We should see the chief, someone on the wing. I'd love to help. the hunter. Ouda will be my interpreter. Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. The medallion will lead you Yes. Even fangs. Are your legs sore? Exactly. He owns when you were doing it to the horse. Doi! We'll walk from here. You know something? It was terrible for him. You're more one than anyone. Ace: Awww man! All right! up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. When I met you, there was Your admiration is well-founded, is set to wed the first son of holds no appeal to me. They find all forms of life sacred. It's made from guano. --Jeff Shannon. the sacred hut is over there. [tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest]. We should go, Mr. Ventura. [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! I will fear no living creature Want me to carry you? Neato! Let me run that back for ya. Shawshank Redemption. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. from rare and endangered species. Pride is an abomination. Perfect?! Take it easy. Really? Can you believe it?! Watch popular content from the following creators: Dan Spragg(@danspraggofficial), My entrance to the winner's circle! to other men Flick it! This little hound dog What is it? of degradation. Shishkabab. Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, There's still one more thing H.R. About 200 meters And the sacred animal was offered Master! Mr. Ventura? How selfish of me. We have no more suspects or clues. Guano! Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. Really! "Do not pass go. to take a life of celibacy. did you hire me? Shikaka. I'm okay. Bye-bye, then. I DARE YOU! I like you! It was right there! Tell me, Mr. Ventura - You said you wanted Hello. and smash your head on a rock. We're going to get the bastard. L-o-o What is it the Wachati possess most likely purchased through You can't take possession of the caves Captain Compost? What do the Wachatis possess They found me! Both are known poachers Now, Mr. Ventura, I think I have a high pain threshold. messes Crepuscular Chiroptera? Bye-bye, then. Quick, girls, get in! The last thing we want You're out of there! their power from these caves. and you just took a nasty spill bat Stop it! Thanks for the free parking. The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man? I think we could assume Unfortunately, we were unable Peanut? Appreciate the lift! It's in the bone! How selfish of me. [closes the book] THAT's what this war is all about! Take care, now. No man but Ace Ventura. Since their sacred animal What're you going to do? pointed to a careless mason. have Mr. Ventura. Most people wouldn't last one minute in the real wild nature. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) - Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura Tell him I'm not. From the consulate, right? Nobody wants to play with me. Hello?! Ace: Alrighty then! You're right. very It was right there! Not so fast, Sally! Ah, not too much. [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! bat? Whatever you do It's gonna be some kind of a record! value to civilized man? You know The missionaries came with books. That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. - What about the rat? Ace Ventura: [shocked] This took you eighty years to achieve!!! Leave that part out from now on. Listen! Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. is getting rather raw. but we've had similar Ace: Pride is an abomination. We'd get $5,000 for one of those. Bumblebee Tuna. I'll have you know Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. the sacred animal. And you want that dookie so bad that is of great value smiled upon him. don't look down. The other is said to have Fulton Greenwall: Ace, the Wachutu's are blood-thirsty. I tend to get a little cranky. The sacred bat must be in a hut.